(Source: liftingbiobabe)

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

This sounds cool, actually.

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person
mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person
mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person
mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person
mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person
mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person
mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person
mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person
mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person

mrghanja:

isiviel:

Juno (2007)

I thought I had that person

fonbella:

penandpage:

xerxes93:

sansastans:

Sansa Stark meme: 1/10 scenes

“Sansa!” The boyish shout rang across the yard; Joffrey had seen her. “Sansa, here!”

He calls me as if he were calling a dog, she thought.

what I really love about this scene is that Sansa is trying to emotionally manipulate Joffrey into going to the most dangerous area of the fight. Don’t tell me she’s just a passive player, she picks her battles where she can and this is her shining moment of defiance. 

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

tastefullyoffensive:

"Just realized my open bag looks like a happy whale." [mrpatch97]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Just realized my open bag looks like a happy whale." [mrpatch97]

spangefucker:

do u ever just think what would have happened if u lived closer to someone